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Frostbottom says:
this holiday is far too peaceful
Luke says:
not peaceful here
I bought Them Crooked Vultures
Frostbottom says:
......as opposed to all those parallel ones?
Luke says:
the self titled album
Frostbottom says:
any good?
Luke says:
yeah, it's sweet hot
Dave Grohl, Josh Homme and John Paul Jones
Frostbottom says:
Dave grohl? nice
Luke says:
yeah
So that's basically Nirvana/Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age and Led Zeppelin all represented in one band
Frostbottom says:
yay
Luke says:
It's mostly just
Queens of the Stone Age music though
Frostbottom says:
still
sounds good
Luke says:
yeah
I've been listening to it all day
Frostbottom says:
im sure your driving everyone else insane
Luke says:
meh
Frostbottom says:
...for some reason i really feel the urge to go to a pub
probably some sort of raging alcoholism
Luke says:
perhaps
Frostbottom says:
but most likely thirst
Luke says:
hmm I'd say it's a mental obsession
Frostbottom says:
maybeer
Luke says:
I'd invite you over here, but my parents like sleep and stuff
Frostbottom says:
sleep is for the weak
Luke says:
indeed
I'm trying to get into the best sleep pattern, four blocks of half an hour of sleep per day
Frostbottom says:
ah yes, i've heard of that
Luke says:
the best thing is after a while you end up more rested than everyone else
you get two hours of REM sleep, instead of one and a half
Frostbottom says:
spend all that time drawing on the sleepers faces
Luke says:
I'll become awesome at art
Frostbottom says:
a new career path
Luke says:
I'll make a webcomic of sleeping people face art
Frostbottom says:
you'll get a late night tv show
the face of art
art attack, facefull of money
Luke says:
If I use permanant marker people will eventually show up on antiques road show asking how much their face is worth
Frostbottom says:
for generations to come, people will whisper the tale of the midnight marker
Luke says:
cheap imitations will crop up
people will know better though
The midnight marker did not deal in smut
Frostbottom says:
they will be known as biros
Luke says:
I could even find that girl who fell asleep at the tattoo parlour and add more stars
Frostbottom says:
lol
Luke says:
I'll be a ninja tattoo artist
Frostbottom says:
you'll be at war with the sticker pirates
Luke says:
Their secret move is to get those apple sticker onto people
They cause friendships to crumble as one person holding an apple is blamed for the sticker on the other person
Frostbottom says:
brother turns on brother and blood is spilt on the streets, all the while the nefarious sticker pirates profit from the violence in order to bling their sticker pads
this could be a movie
i would see this movie
Luke says:
A war where the opposite sides never actually see each other, they just start by tagging the same person
then they escalate the tagging
The pirates got obama, we need to get the queen
Frostbottom says:
half tattoo half sticker...all vengence
Luke says:
One man has become a ninja and a pirate, he is a master of both crafts
Frostbottom says:
actually this is sort of sounding like that underworld movie
except more serious
Luke says:
hmm
yeah
ok, the ninja pirate retires early and spends his time engraving watches
so both factions endeaver to get him out of retirement
Frostbottom says:
does he hide one up his ass
/
/
Luke says:
he engraves them in his ass
Frostbottom says:
talented
Luke says:
the most talented ever
he resists them at first, but soon a new threat emerges
knitting nazis
BUM BA BUM
Frostbottom says:
THE END?
Luke says:
no
He works for the pirates and the ninjas to eradicate the nazis, in the process picking up some knitting skills (what a gaybo)
He then decides that the ninjas and pirates are too dangerous
he goes about at first using their own powers against them, but then discovers that they are weak against an ass engraving to the face
The movie ends as he finally gets home
he goes to his front porch to sit on the rocking chair
Frostbottom says:
walks into the sunset, sad music playing
Luke says:
no
he discovers it's too painful to sit down, his powers are great, but they tax his body
it's a cautionary tale
Frostbottom says:
of course
something about being yourself or somesuch
don't do drugs
Luke says:
as the audience ponders this important message the credits roll
then a viking appears from the waters

Frostbottom says:
THE END?
Luke says:
yes
but it's got an opening for a sequel
Frostbottom says:
the hero from the last one, need to train up a hot headed rookie, fresh off the force
Luke says:
If only Will Smith was younger
Frostbottom says:
could get keanu reeves to play fence post #12 or oak tree #42
Luke says:
His greatest role yet
most suited to him at least
Robert Downey Jr can play a cloud
Frostbottom says:
he's gunna have to earn that role
Luke says:
he's already high as a kite, no string work needed
Hmm, For the first movie the hero should probably be played by Johnny Depp or something, in the sequel he should be played by Sir Ian McKellen. It should also not be explained how the vikings rose to power and why the hero from the first movie didn't do anything about it for 50 years of their rule.