Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Sometimes I see people and see similarities between them and other people I know, I'll say "Hey he looks like George Lucas!" or "She looks like Rowan Atkinson! Ugh..." and people will respond with something along the lines of "Whatever." or "No she doesn't... dare you to tell her. (Those examples both actually happened, and nobody told her.) Nobody seems to agree with my comparisons, I always feel amazed that nobody can see it. So tell me, am I crazy, or does Bear Grylls kind of look like Tim Allen from 20 years ago?I guess it's mainly the eyes that make me think they look similar, but nobody agrees with me normally, so I'm ready to be told I'm wrong. They are both good at surviving too, Bear Grylls survives incredible situations out in the wild, and Tim Allen somehow managed to survive 3 whole Santa Clause movies.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Hairy situation

I managed to get my hair caught in the window of my car driving on the freeway, that's a pretty good sign that I need a haircut soon. I was able to keep my cool and not crash into the people around me though. Actually I reckon it could make me safer, not only would my seatbelt stop me from flying through the windscreen in the event of a crash, but so would my hair that is caught in the window. That's going to come standard in most new cars from now on, but you should still ask to make sure, demand a hair catching window in your next car, for your safety and the safety of your family.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Plastic Jesus

Lately a lot of people have been making comments about my appearance. It started off with lots of people who were calling me a hipster, I didn't really know what it meant at the time, but it was explained to me and it makes sense. I started growing my beard after that and I haven't had a haircut in months and now I get called a hippy a little bit. Mostly I've been called Jesus. I kind of like that. The other day a lady told me I look like the bearded apostle. I told her about how people had been calling me Jesus but she said that I was too attractive to look like Jesus. Apparently she knows a Bible verse that says Jesus was unattractive. I don't know about that. I also get called a hobo, which is fair enough too. I might make a cardboard sign.