We talk about things. Irrelevant things.

Luke says:
Frostbottom
Frostbottom says:
Cadbury
Luke says:
So
I'm 21 now
Frostbottom says:
Off to the retirement village for you
Luke says:
Ima play Bridge
Frostbottom says:
score with the widdows
Luke says:
I'll be all "Yes, I'll look after your dentures"
Frostbottom says:
drink up your anphalax
"your shawl is quite fecthing my dear"
Luke says:
Just remember: when your hip breaks in two, it's the ice flo for you.
Frostbottom says:
true dat
remember, snitches get stiches
or extra refried liver, i can never remember
Luke says:
I like refried liver
Frostbottom says:
I miss my family
and my teeth
Luke says:
I'm looking after them remember?
Frostbottom says:
Which back in those days where called mouth knives, though we didn;t have regular knives on account of the war, oh the spings where beautiful with the flowers the grass and the trees, known back then as wood grass.....what was i talking about again?
Luke says:
We were looking for your glasses I think
Frostbottom says:
Oh right
i miss my family
Luke says:
They never come and vist
visit*
I'm forgetting letter on account of alzeimers
Frostbottom says:
I too sometimes forget setters, but theres no need to brag about your airliners
Luke says:
They mash my steak these days, I got to drink it through a straw.
Frostbottom says:
A straw!
How i wish i could get a straw, they blend it and jam straight into my kidneys!
Luke says:
KIDNEYS?! You had it lucky, they only invented body parts after the ice age. We survived on pure will-power, the strongest emotion.
Frostbottom says:
WILL POWER?
You rich bastard you, we couldn't afford any will power, we where all spineless cowards/balls of energy
Luke says:
There's no shame in that, back in 'nam I got a little scared too, on account of having to fight 6 lions and a polar bear. I come out on top though, there's no killing me, they don't make people like they used to...
Frostbottom says:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
Luke says:
Bunch of ingrates. I've worked my whole life paying taxes so that those hoodlums can slack about all day.
Frostbottom says:
With their low pants and hippity hop music, doesn't make me want to hippity hop
Luke says:
No indeed
Frostbottom says:
Quite rightly so
Luke says:
What?
Speak up.
Frostbottom says:
Huh?
Luke says:
I forget
Frostbottom says:
Im cold
Luke says:
I'm hungry
Frostbottom says:
I can't complain for much longer
Luke says:
How is that possible?
Frostbottom says:
The damn thief nurse won't give me my cigars
Luke says:
It's a conspiracy
I'm pretty sure they're printing the newspaper with smaller text too.
Frostbottom says:
And they've poisoned the water, i know i seen that blurry thief nurse at it!
Luke says:
Lucky I don't drink water.
Water's only good for swimming in.
I only trust my own urine.
Frostbottom says:
They put me in here for the same reason
Luke says:
The padded walls are nice aren't they?
Frostbottom says:
Probably full of rats
stolen rats
Luke says:
They might be my friends
I don't have many of those
Please Mr. Rat, be my friend!
Frostbottom says:
He'll only break your heart
Luke says:
Time for more Soma.
Frostbottom says:
Go up go up go up
Oh well time for some refried livHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Luke says:
Noooo